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LOVE BALMAIN!!!! Bet 99% of you don’t even know how to pronounce it correctly!!! and NO it does NOT rhyme with CHAMPAGNE!
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We are all alike..whether we like it or not..
Dedicate this to EMMA =)
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I don’t fucking Understand…
I don’t fucking understand!!??!?!?!
how people my age (more specifically my friends) don’t want to go out clubbing/bar hoping every night if they could! I don’t know about you or your friends…but my friends totally suck!!! All my FUN and CRAZY friends are all in a relationship…and all my boring friends…well they’re boring..so no one wants to be in a relationship with them..(haha jk guys jk..don’t start crying and calling me a bully) are single and free to do as they please, but DON’T!
I gave up partying/drinking on the weekdays because at this new job i have to physically use my brain..and I can’t be sitting in the back on the phone re-capping my night with my crazy gay boss and co-worker…And when i drink…i don’t drink one or two…I drink until it takes me literally 2 minutes to reply to my friends text of WHERE R U? At which time…I’ll be at the smoking patio..lighting the filter side…or eating someone’s face…or both at the same time. So hence all that intense drinking drains all the brain cells I need for the next day. And as we all know…my co-workers are Christian…I rather keep the sinning on the weekends..Plus they’d totally smell the TOM COLLINS perspiring out of my pores..
As soon as FRIDAY 5:00 hits…I get excited…I head down to the mall looking for the most sophisticatedSLUT dress outfit I can find…stripper heels included. Then I rush back home to start The PROCESS…shower..hair….make-up…accessories…pre-gaming by myself..*not even kidding…paper-bag pimpin* …then the night begins…and happy endings are usually achieved on my part..
Why DO my friends NOT want to do this? You know how hard it is to drag my friends to HOLLYWEIRD it up? I’m not kidding! If it was socially acceptable..I seriously would go clubbing alone..I wish my “taken” friends were single so we could rip some shit up..I can never get bored of gin/tonic and house music all night..
Ugh…my boobs are sooooo swollenn…I’m totally PMSing…and pretty pissed off about it! My sister is getting married this Saturday…and if im PMSing or on my period…ME AND ALCOHOL..not a good mix! And of course I want to get SLOSHED…it’s like clubbing…but with your WHOLE family…and you don’t need a Mickey Ds or JackintheCrack run at night..and I’m scared that if i do…I might pass out…*will show evidence of this with picture attached* Kinda mad though cuz i won’t be able to steezy it up…GOTTA keep it classsyy!! Totally buying those QUADs of Champagne they sell at CVS…and will be pretending its CRIS..that will keep me buzzing for a while..
POINT OF THIS RANTING AND RAMBLING…Why do my friends not enjoy partying as much as I do? =(
#neednewsinglecrazyfriends
#imissvegas
HALLOWEEN 2009…Apple Martinis…yackety yack…not working for me!
*sidenote* Totally drove home 1 hour after this…DON’T KNOW HOW I MADE IT
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will die for these…NOW
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I realized that I only enjoy going out somewhere with loud bassed out euro trash house music, and i don’t even pop ECSTASY. ALL I wanna do is get drunk, smoke cigarettes, and be a low pro hoe…Thank you good bye. I’m a whore for rooftop establishments too.
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dryyyyy dryyyyy
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This is my newest purchase…
Im really into the studded trend right about now…but I’ve always loved it anyways…
this is my first Burberry bag…my next purchase is going to be possibly a Chanel or Valentino…
Really excited to wear it out!!!
Are you done!???
Why must my annoying and fucking nerve wrecking co-worker always think out loud around me? Face it bro I am not gunna ask “what happened?” or “are you ok?” Hes like a pervert prank phone caller who’s dying to get any reaction so he can get off!!!! I’m dying to just ask him to shut the fuck up and stop complaining!!! Let’s not forget to mention that he likes the A/C on in this freezing cold/pouring rain!!! Are you done???? There he goes again ranting and raving…please just muzzle yourself and be quiet!!! I hate him…he’s such a douche nozzle!!! He has a fiancé but finds pleasure outta flirting over the line with one of the girls from the bank! This is not any kind of regular innocent flirting..he calls this chick at the bank the most beautiful girl in the world and she sends him emails with pictures. Of herself. Kinda sketch don’t you think so? I’m dying to let the cat outta the bag and tell his fiancé. So evil
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I know I haven’t written in a long time..but I something get these urges…Im going to try to write more often or at least once a week. I know tumblr is the only friend that won’t judge me or use any of my vents against me. =)
My sister told my cousin and I to meet her at her friend “Victor’s” house for some chit chat and venting. I had heard about Victor before…her gay Armenian friend she met at work a couple of years ago. In the Armenian culture..Armenian’s are in the closet about everything; girls will be virgins till the day they die, even if they have children; and guys being gay is not even a question…
Victor was very sweet, he had a coffee table full of pastries, wine, fruits, veggies; and even his own homemade pomegranate vodka…COOL!
I didn’t want to drink the wine because I hate Merlot, and was not down for Vodka on a Wednesday night..so i opted for coffee!
Armenians along with Turks and other Mediterranean and Middle Eastern countries like to drink a kind of expresso. See picture! After we are done with the coffee, we turn the cup upside down and let the remaining coffee grounds run down the cup.
Victor decided to read me my fortune..
THE MOST AMAZING reading I have ever had in my life..
These were his words…(please note, today was the first day Victor ever met m)
- I see the number 5 but in a roman numeral, there is some guy with the 5th letter of the alphabet. (5th letter being E, which is my X-boyfriend). This guy is an artistic guy..and you saw him from afar..and set your eyes on him, but finally met him at a party not thinking much but just to have fun. its been a day a week a month or a year..that you’ve finally came to a conclusion..after all your friend’s and family;s advice…you decided to go in the path they directed you and you made the correct choice. There is two hearts in your cup…one that belonged to this guy and one to your friends…even though you loved both, you chose your friends…You used to be with a large group and have many many friends…and now you’ve opted to smaller groups and with more personal friends..this is your thing now..You are very happy now and are not dwelling on this guy..
I see a certificate or some kind of diploma…you need to go to the next step and get your other diploma or certificate. What you are doing in life now is not what you are destined to be doing. This is what is going to change your life for the good and cause happiness for you and your mother and father. Especially your father, since he does not feel well. He is your typical Armenian father who thinks a lot and worries a lot but does express his opinion. You’re mother on the other hand is very open minded and speaks how she feels. You need to start helping your parents out and stop thinking only about yourself or your friends. They need your help! In one year everything can change for the better you need to pursue your ambitions and stop questioning yourself…and just DO IT. I see a lot of happiness a lot of it…you need to follow your dreams because that is what is going to satisfy you and make you and your family happy.
There was a lot more to this, but hence it was iterated in Armenian, I had a hard time understanding some of the words. But overall the message he had for me was amazing.
I broke up for GOOD this time with my X-boyfriend a month ago. I wanted my freedom, friends, and social life above all, and I decided to leave him. His name is with an E and he in an aspiring film maker. He had caught my eye in high school, but I met him at a party and just wanted to have a good time, but it became something more. I have a small circle of friends now unlike 5-6 years ago when i had a enormous circle of friends. I absolutely do like the more personal atmosphere.
I do not even know how this man knew I had a degree of some sort…and have been questioning as to whether or not I should go to LAW School. I do want to be a Lawyer and going to law school would absolutely change my life for the better and would result in me making a stable living, hence helping my parents out and making them happy.
Everything was said to the T. I’ve never had a reading as accurate and detailed as this. I feel as though he has more intuitive powers than just being able to read a coffee cup.
Victor was the coolest and most entertaining guy. He was hospitable and kept on making toasts to my sister, cousin, and I.
I left his house feeling really refreshed and I believe I truly need to listen to my heart…
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I love heelsss
Lovessssss itttt
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Hollyhood not Hollywood
My x boyfriend just got into 3 fights tonight…he ended the night fighting with the limo driver in front of playhouse/my studio..he threw his perrier bottle at the limo the limo driver keyed the roof…I didn’t know Hollywood turned into the ghetto! :(. Maybe this will finally be the excuse/last straw that we stop talking…I don’t need this shit..btw I’m writing this as I am totally drunk
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Alright people..this is a real Christmas dinner..not some lame ass Marie calendar style dinner…this is soviet cooking…and it has no words for how amazing it tastes..take that to the bank..and Merry Christmas you filthy animals
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